Tuesday 4 October 2022

Pleas from A Hedgehog

 Pleas from A Hedgehog


Grant me easy access to your garden,

Fences and walls are a burden.

Hedges allow an easier passage,

Somewhere to sleep...

Safe from dogs' jaws and lawnmowers.

Beetles and worms I can snuffle for

But dudes, leave the rotten fruit,

The occasional bird egg

Where they fall to the floor.

I've a delicate tum so no dairy, nor bread.

Meaty pet food is the modern wheeze

Allowing me to roam for several miles with ease,

Wading knee deep in the sharp gravels,

Scurrying across cold slabs on my travels,

Outrunning vehicles - when in our prime

Only to find your slug pellets and nettings

That may end our earthly time.

My serious words are my pleas to be heard

As our numbers have dwindled by almost two-thirds.

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